At loose ends … Being a mum is probably the best job in the world, Well for me anyway. I grew up thinking that this was going to be easy you know? G et pregnant, have a baby (easy) G et a husband (yeah right, who was I kidding?) No one gives you a book with all the instructions, you just have to figure it all out yourself. W hat the hell is happening to my body? Why did I do this? W hy can’t I see my toes anymore? Being a first time mum I was scared shirtless (computer won’t let me put what I wanted) It was so weird! I had been a size 8 all of my life, then all of a sudden I wasn’t and it was like I had just eaten my former self. W here did this fat person come from ? I had to get clothes that would cover this enormous bump. Now in my later years I've found that having my children grown up I was at a loose end and that I needed something to fill in my time. Having always wanted to go to university to study art, I thought it was about time I got off my de